Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Arab student and his dad... (Simply funny haha)

Arab student sends an e-mail to his Dad saying:

Dear Dad,

Berlin is wonderful, people are nice and I really like it here, but Dad,
I am bit ashamed to arrive to my college with my Gold Mercedes, when all my Teachers travel by train.


Your Son,
Nasser


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Sometime later Nasser gets reply to his e-mail from his Dad:



Loving son,

Twenty Million Dollars transferred to your account, please stop
embarrassing us, go and get yourself a train too.

Your Dad.

Monday, June 28, 2010

Taktik Germany menjadi. England bungkus!

Siapa kata ulasan di entry ini adalah lawak semata-mata?



Cuba perhatikan kebenaran ini.









Bandingkan dengan ini:
















Hehe... sama bukan?






Sunday, June 27, 2010

England barai. Argentina belasah Mexico ... fuh ... fuh

So, we got the results now. An interesting match is waiting us in the quarter final, it is Argentina to take on Germany.



Early last night, we saw how England was taught how to play football by Germans. I was expecting a big score against England, and well it was a little bit bigger.



Germany vs England result.



And a moment just now, Argentina has proven their power in the World Cup. The first goal is controversial, second goal is a gift and the third goal is unstoppable. Another goal by Higuain, and two by Tevez.







My prediction last night was, Argentina 3 - 0 Mexico.







Again, I missed one goal, this time for Mexico. I was right that Dos Santos was not going to find a target, but a young talented player, Hernandez come in the frame to score that complimentary goal.



Now, I think Alex Ferguson might need to start reconsidering how he is going to arrange the striker positions in the next Barclay's EPL season. At least Hernandez got balls to score one goal. Rooney?



What the hell is wrong with Rooney? He could not even play football. Can't you see last night? That's horrible.



That is the latest update up to now. And we will have two good games tonight. Netherlands will beat Slovakia by a penalty shot. Brazil will eat Chile alive with a small score. Maybe 2-0.










Tevez scored a long range goal to make it three.





Messi was still yet to score. I think he will score against Germany in the quarter final.




German 4 - 1 England - Rooney should not be in the team!







Akakaka. I told you already, England will loose to Germans. I also made my prediction in my last post, it was Germany 3 - 1 England. 








Muller goal. That guy kicked hard huh!










Yeah, I missed one goal. That's okay, because I feel I am quite good at predicting now. I got France 2-0 Mexico last day. And this time I missed one goal for Germany. I can't wait to watch the next match.






Now, I have to go to sleep, the next match is even better. Argentina and Mexico. This one for sure I will go for Argentina. The score line will be a large number as both team apply attacking football. But I cannot see how Dos Santos can find a target.



I love to see Mexico to go through, but Argentina seems too strong to be beaten. So, I have to choose



 Argentina to win by 3-0 score.



Let's sleep and see.




Saturday, June 26, 2010

'Are you a pervert' test. What do you see?







Normal man will see a bra. Don't worry guys.



credit: www.lolpix.com

Cool! Kat Malaysia tak boleh buat ni. Made by ice...


The hotel is made by ice!!





Well, cannot do hot hot things in it as the ice will melt and sweep you away in a big flood!




















































Thursday, June 24, 2010

These what we call engineering! HAHA




Tukar dari left hand drive jadi right hand drive.







Install radio kereta baru. (budget one)









Easy navigation









Double Safety









It's a big living room but small bulbs.









I got a new big TV.
















Not balance, no foot. A water melon will do.









Err... is that a washing machine? God!









You can't hold it yourself. I put it this way!









This is to boil water using seterika. kah kah kah. sendal pakai kasut kah kah kah.









Additional external pin, 5 pin plug!
















Nice idea. Can try in my office.









The exhaust fell down, tied it back up.








taraa! garfu transform jadi senduk wakaka.


















Ini sapa punya idea ntah ahhahaha. 









ni lagi satu bangang haha
















Manual wiper.









Shade.









Bottle opener.









Tiang tambahan.








African Mega Balls!! Are they for real??












Their story below.



In the border area between Kenya and Somalia is home to a mysterious tribe in
North Africa, the tribal residents are suffer
from lack of nutritional food & vitamins.  At the end, they resource to the
cows they keep in the village , they have an incredibly practices since they're
a child -licking & consume cow's period discharge !! As this will helps
provide the nutrients the body lack of , it's also an effective prevention and
treatment of local prevalence of rickets, scurvy and leukemia.



This tribe is
unique in the world, the tribes of men started consuming cow genital substances
since they're child & will only stop after they got married. Local residents
believe that men who consume cow discharge, not only does it prevent diseases,
but also more courage and masculinity. Recently, the Italian scientists found
that not only do cows discharge full of vitamin B6, vitamin B12, vitamin E,
vitamin D, In addition, including micro-iron, magnesium, phosphorus, calcium and
potassium elements. Hence scientists believe that the practice of consuming cow
discharge has successfully prevent the tribe suffer from anemia.



More
surprisingly, all those men who consume cow discharge , their testicles grow
extremely huge & fast starting from puberty so large that it could be 70-80
cm in diameter on average. The miracle of this human history may caused by rich
hormone of cow discharge . It is understood that the tribal men huge testicular
growth have not affect their sex life but it does cause inconvenience in daily
life.



It has attract lots of tourist all around the world to go to this
place to see & understand how men genital can grow to such a size, they have
also donate money to improve the quality of their food. this may helps the tribe
to improve in their diet & have better substance to provide needed nutrition
& vitamin, rather than consuming cow discharger food and nutritional
supplements, & not to be proud of genital malformations that their having
now...





Gila? Believe it!