Posmen2u link exchange

Dear readers,



In starting business, we believe collaboration is the most fundamental element. Likewise, in blogging, for us to start alone is difficult unless we do collaboration. The most effective collaboration in blogging is by exchanging link.



For bloggers with higher Google PR, they come to a blog with selling attitude which we, bloggers with lower PR, must give them something to earn their blog space for our link. Some demand for money. Well, this blog has not generated any money for that purpose.



Therefore, here, I welcome everybody to exchange link with me. We write, we share. We share friends and from there we share our knowledge. And if you are serious in blogging, you have to take this seriously. I will try to reach your blogs and invite you here. But if you happen to be here before that, appreciate you can put your link in the comment box below. I will publish your link in the front page, and hoping you to link me back.



We are on the web, and well, you know, the 'web' is a structure that support each other. I support you, you support me. That's how we are going to do it.



Feel free to leave your link in my comment box, I will link you provided you link me back.



Thanks,

Posmen.

Tips berjaya dengan Nuffnang spesial dari Kosmo!

Berikut adalah petikan-petikan penting yang berjaya posmen cekau daripada Kosmo online. Kalau korang nak kerja sebagai Pengurus Blog dengan gaji RM2000 ~ RM10,000 sebulan, korang mesti baca dengan penuh hati-hati dan khusyuk tau.



Pertama;


"Menurut Timothy, blogger mampu menjana pendapatan lumayan berdasarkan jumlah pelawat blog. Semakin tinggi jumlah pelawat semakin tinggi pendapatan sehingga mampu mencapai puluhan ribu ringgit dalam masa sebulan."

Tips pertama adalah trafik. Blog tanpa trafik macam tahi tanpa bau, atau contoh lebih bersih adalah seperti plaza tol tanpa kenderaan lalu lalang. Justeru. Untuk buat duit, trafik mesti kencang. Banyak tips untuk raih trafik search saja dekat google, akan keluar blog-blog femes seperti Justkhai, Arifshah, Kujie, dan Denaihati untuk korang rujuk. Tips paling senang, dah terlanjur korang join nuffnang, poslah entry berkenaan nuffnang banyak-banyak, tentu ramai klik nanti. 

Contoh tajuk sesuai:

Buffered Earning lagi!

Cek kedua nuffnang dah sampai! Yey!

Trafik Nuffnang untuk bulan ini.

Tips berjaya dengan Nuffnang spesial dari Kosmo!

Dan pelbagai lagi tajuk-tajuk yang popular untuk anda pilih. 

Berkenaan buffered earning (BE), berdasarkan pengalaman posmen, bukanlah masuk BE kerana trafik tinggi. Tinggi trafik dapat BE, trafik takdak tak dapat BE. Secara praktikal tak kot. Sebab ada blog posmen yang ciput pun berderet masuk BE yang jana dua tiga posen sekali kempen. BE ini kelihatan seperti spider search engine saja yang masuk berdasarkan keywords and kriteria blog. Selebihnya, tugas kita untuk jana trafik agar BE punya impression and CTR tinggi.

Kedua;

"Jangan cuba meniru gaya blogger lain kerana ia tidak akan berjaya," katanya.

Be unique! Itulah short term nya. Apa main tiru-tiru, cuba kalau Power Rangers tiru costume Ultraman agak-agak Power Rangers itu akan femes sampai sekarang tidak?

Jadi, untuk jadi blogger berjaya, korang mestilah unik. Punya gaya olahan bahasa sendiri, tak perlu nak tiru-tiru blogger yang dah femes dengan cara mereka. 

Ingat, hanya yang unik saja akan berjaya terbang tinggi mengalahkan yang biasa-biasa.

Ketiga;

"Bagaimanapun, untuk berjaya sebagai blogger yang berpendapatan tinggi, seseorang itu mestilah bekerja keras dan mewujudkan blog atas sebab yang betul. Ini kerana sekiranya blog diwujudkan semata-mata untuk mencari keuntungan, ia tidak akan berjaya," katanya.

Rasanya ramai aje posmen tengok blog yang wujud cuma untuk cari duit mudah. Taklah mudah, kecuali mereka rasa mudah untuk copy paste kerja orang. Posmen copy paste daripada email yo, penat yo, susah yo! Demi korang, posmen buat juga. Yang tipu tu yang tak best, cilok hasil kerja orang publish atas nama sendiri. Mungkin dapat juga duit, tetapi tak ke mana sebab lama-lama orang akan kenal kaki original dengan kaki tiru kaki busuk penuh cekam.

Tujuan berblog mestilah dengan tujuan murni. Bukan untuk sebar fitnah, bukan untuk buat kurang ajar dekat internet mentang-mentang identiti korang anonymous. Bila niat kita baik, berblog untuk berkongsi maklumat, untuk kongsi lawak, untuk hiburkan orang, mestilah orang akan suka. Kan?

Keempat;

Katanya lagi, untuk berjaya melalui blog memerlukan usaha yang keras, sebagaimana dia yang sanggup duduk di hadapan komputer setiap malam bermula pukul 9 malam hingga 2 pagi semata-mata untuk memastikan blognya sentiasa update.

Sentiasalah update. Apa barang kerja sebagai Pengurus Blog kalau blog bersawang seminggu tak update-update. Sekurang-kurangnya 1 pos sehari. Jangan pula banyak sangat, sejam sekali ke sebab takut google cop korang sebagai spam pulak nanti.

Okeylah, itu saja dari posmen untuk kali ini. Selamat menjadi blogger kaya ya! Korang tak perlu jadi kaya untuk jadi blogger, tetapi korang boleh jadi blogger untuk jadi kaya. Huhu.

Carefour Malaysia cakap 'Sini sudah tara boleh cari makan.'

Ada orang sebut k4, sebut betul-betul adalah ka-fu. Sebutan Perancis barangkali.



Posmen suka ke Carefour Subang, selain parking free yang mana selepas parking boleh menjalar ke Subang Parade, Carefour juga murah. Lagipun, Posmen dah kenal susun atur barang-barang dalam tu jadi tak perlu pening kepala nak selongkar satu-satu cari berus gigi.



Akan tetapi, mengejutkan apabila pasaraya besar dari Perancis itu akan keluar dari Malaysia, juga dari Singapore dan Thailand. Semua aset ini akan dipindahkan ke India, bersaing dengan Wal Mart India.



Ayoo... In Carefour eyes, we've loss to Indian capati maker.



Kalau dahulu India dikenali sebagai negara rasuah dan mempunyai gap yang sangat besar antara golongan kaya dan golongan merempat, kini Carefour telah mengesan di sana telah berlaku pengembangan populasi 'middle class' yang sangat aggresif. Posmen fikir mungkin kerana pertambahan mendadak golongan tenaga mahir dan separa mahir dalam bidang telekomunikasi, pemprosesan makanan, textile, kimia juga IT.



Especially dalam bidang IT, posmen rasa India sedang leading.



Golongan middle class di India ini merupakan sejenis manusia yang kuat kerja dan kuat makan. Di antara 1.5 bilion populasi India, 350 juta adalah warga berpendapatan pertengahan seperti jurutera, doktor, peguam dan penebar roti canai yang mana mereka ini mempunyai selera kerbau dan juga kuasa shopping yang lebih gila babi berbanding rakyat 1Malaysia yang suka 'window shopping' sahaja. Mereka inilah yang membentuk satu 'potential market' yang cukup besar.



Nampaknya kita, Singapore dan Thailand telah ditewaskan India. Carefour pun dah nak cabut. Selepas ini pula siapa, Tesco? Jusco? Giant pun?



First branch Carefour akan buka di Seelampur, New Delhi bulan depan. Harap-harap Carefour tidak mengekalkan polisi parking free di sana kerana mereka cukup kaya untuk bayar parking, bolehlah Carefour buat side income di situ.



Sumber: The Star, Business Times, Bernama, Livemint.

Ketam melayu VS ketam Cina

Ketam Melayu
& ketam Cina ada benarnya....

Tak lama dulu ada seorang melayu yang
ingin makan lauk ketam. Pada pagi tu dia pergilah ke pasar borong dan berjalan
ke satu kedai milik cina yang menjual ketam.

Melayu: Apek! Itu ketam ada
jual ka?    


Cina: Ada ...ada...lu mau ketam cina ka ketam melayu?
   


Melayu: Aik! Ketam pun ada melayu
dengan cina ka apek? Cuba lu tunjuk mana ketam melayu,
mana ketam cina?

Cina: Itu sana dalam
bekas ada tutup...ketam cina....... sana dalam bekas tak ada tutup...ketam melayu
la....  

Melayu: Apa pasal ketam cina apek kasi tutup...ketam melayu
apek tak kasi tutup?  

Cina: Itu ketam cina kalau satu ekor
keluar...yang lain akan tengok dan kasi belajar macam mana boleh keluar dari
bekas. Nanti lama-lama semua ketam pandai macam mana mau keluar dari bekas. Jadi
semua keluar la.
Melayu: Ketam melayu tak itu macam ka?  
 


Cina: Ketam melayu, kalau satu ekor
keluar yang lain kasi tarik itu kaki ketam tadi...jangan kasi keluar. Dia mau
dia sekor saja keluar...yang lain biar dalam bekas. Kalau dia sudah keluar, dia
terus lari, tak mau ajar yang lain macam mana mau keluar.

Begitulah
cerita ketam melayu dengan ketam cina. Hakikatnya, jika orang cina
berniaga....cina lain tak kacau...dia tengok aje dan belajar macam mana boleh
berjaya. Cina dah berjaya tu pulak, akan ajar cina lain agar berjaya jugak.


Kalau orang melayu, bila satu melayu nak berjaya, melayu lain akan guna
apa saja supaya melayu tu jatuh balik. Macam ketam melayu, bila sekor ketam dah
berjaya nak naik, ketam lain tarik kaki dia, at last sorang pun tak dapat naik
Lepas tu mula la bergaduh sesama sendiri.

Itulah hakikat sebenar
sekarang ini. sebab tu melayu tak maju ....Nak maju kenalah ubah nasib kita ini
supaya lebih competitive. Bukan semua nak kena 'spoon feed'. Mesti tunjuk usaha
(EFFORT) yang betul. Otherwise , kita semua akan jadi bahan sejarah. Bak kata
Karam Singh Walia ...'Ke langit tak cecah ke bumi tak sampai’










from: email.

Budak-budak tak puasa berlagak di Facebook.

Aiskrim satu!... sempoi gile hehe.

Monyet rempit... cool...

Dulu anak buaya gigit kaki, ini mak dia ditemui mati... gila besar!

Masih ingat tak pos posmen dulu akan anak buaya (katanye jerung tetapi sebenarnya buaya) gigit kaki budak yang mandi manda kat pantai Port Dickson. Ngeri gila kalau korang usha kat sini.



2 hb Ogos bebaru ni, orang jumpa mak dia pula meninggal di pinggir pantai Port Dickson juga. Kalau ada mak, mesti ada bapak, kan kan kan?



Korang rasa masih ada lagi ke orang nak mandi di pantai Port Dickson lagi sekarang?

Teks asal berita:

TELUK KEMANG 2 Ogos - Memang benar ada buaya di Port Dickson!

Buktinya adalah penemuan bangkai seekor buaya tembaga berukuran 5.48 meter dan ukur lilit 2.43 meter dengan berat lebih kurang satu tan di pantai Ixora Permai, Tanjung Agas, Port Dickson di sini hari ini.

Penemuan itu menggemparkan penduduk sekitar yang sebelum ini hanya mendengar khabar angin mengenai kehadiran reptilia itu di pantai berkenaan sehingga bangkai haiwan itu ditemui terdampar berhampiran Kolej Uniti Pasir Panjang kira-kira pukul 12.45 tengah hari ini.

Kisah buaya di Port Dickson pernah menjadi topik hangat pada Januari lalu apabila seorang pemuda dari Melaka mendakwa kakinya digigit oleh reptilia itu sehingga cedera.

Bagaimanapun, kisah itu dinafikan Jabatan Perikanan negeri serta Majlis Perbandaran Port Dickson (MPPD) selain kerajaan negeri.

Penduduk yang menemui bangkai buaya tembaga itu, Suhaimi Salim, 35, berkata, ketika itu dia memancing bersama-sama rakannya di lokasi berkenaan.

''Pada awalnya saya nampak satu objek seperti sebatang kayu besar dihanyutkan arus dan terapung di permukaan laut tetapi selepas dihampiri kami terkejut apabila objek itu adalah bangkai seekor buaya yang besar," katanya ketika ditemui di sini hari ini.

Tambahnya, dia bersama beberapa rakan yang lain menarik bangkai buaya itu ke pantai selepas yakin reptilia berkenaan sudah tidak bernyawa lagi sebelum menghubungi anggota polis dan orang ramai untuk mengesahkan penemuan bangkai berkenaan.

Tinjauan Utusan Malaysia mendapati, lokasi kejadian bertukar menjadi 'pesta' apabila orang ramai mula berkumpul untuk menyaksikan bangkai haiwan itu dari dekat.

Kata mereka, selama tinggal di Port Dickson dan berkunjung ke Tanjung Agas, ini adalah kali pertama reptilia sebesar itu ditemui oleh penduduk.

Bagi Mohd. Farez Mohd. Said, 19, dia percaya reptilia berkenaan datang dari kawasan paya bakau Sungai Linggi dan berada di laut untuk mencari ikan di pesisir pantai.

''Kami memang biasa memancing di situ dan penemuan bangkai buaya ini menakutkan kerana ia besar," katanya.

Bagi Azay Mohd. Safri, 30, pula, dia tidak menduga ada buaya 'tersesat' di laut dan ia boleh mengancam nyawa manusia lebih-lebih lagi pada waktu malam dan ketika reptilia berkenaan kelaparan.

''Tentulah kami terkejut kerana ada buaya di laut Port Dickson," ujarnya.

Dalam pada itu Penolong Pengarah Jabatan Perlindungan Hidupan Liar dan Taman Negara (Perhilitan) negeri, Mohd. Zafifi Ramli berkata, pihaknya akan menyiasat kewujudan bangkai buaya di Tanjung Agas itu dan punca kematian haiwan itu.

''Kita akan menjalankan kajian terhadap bangkai buaya itu dengan bantuan kakitangan Zoo Melaka," ujarnya. 
 

Harga ayam naik sempena puasa.

KUALA LUMPUR 11 Ogos - Para peniaga nampaknya tidak
mengendahkan nasihat Perdana Menteri, Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak dalam
perutusannya sempena kedatangan Ramadan semalam supaya tidak mengambil
kesempatan untuk menaikkan harga barangan dengan sewenang- wenangnya.

Ini terbukti apabila tinjauan yang dibuat di pasar seluruh negara hari ini
mendapati berlaku kenaikan harga ayam antara 30 sen sehingga RM1.30 sekilogram
(kg).




Di ALOR SETAR, harga ayam yang pada kebiasaannya sehingga serendah
RM5.70 satu kg kini mencapai RM7 menyebabkan pengguna merungut.




''Baru-baru ini saya beli baru RM6.50, tapi hari ini naik mendadak kepada
RM7. Saya minta pihak berkuasa buat pemantauan, jangan biar pengguna teraniaya,"
kata Saniah Ahmad, 42, ketika ditemui di Pasar Besar Alor Setar hari ini.




Sementara itu, peniaga yang ditemui pula mendakwa kenaikan harga ayam
berpunca daripada pembekal.


''Saya tiada pilihan dan terpaksa menjual mengikut harga pasaran walaupun
mahal," kata Abdul Shukur Darus, 30.




Pengarah Perdagangan Dalam Negeri, Koperasi dan Kepenggunaan (KPDNKK) Kedah,
Salleh Ma'amor yang dihubungi berkata, buat masa ini harga ayam ditentukan oleh
pasaran.


''KPDNKK menjangka harga ayam akan mengalami kenaikan sehingga RM1 satu kg
menjelang Ramadan. Bagaimanapun dua minggu menjelang Aidilfitri, ayam akan
dijadikan barang kawalan dan harganya akan terkawal," katanya.




Di KOTA BHARU, harga ayam di Pasar Siti Khadijah dilaporkan telah
dinaikkan sebanyak 40 sen sejak dua hari lalu iaitu menjelang umat Islam
berpuasa dan kini dijual pada harga RM7 satu kg.




Tinjauan Utusan Malaysia hari ini mendapati, beberapa peniaga mengakui
kenaikan tersebut dibuat semata-mata kerana ketibaan Ramadan.




Seorang peniaga, Alimah Abdul Latif, 52, berkata, sebelum ini dia menjual
ayam RM6.60 satu kg dengan harga daripada pemborong ialah sebanyak RM6.30.




''Tetapi dua tiga hari lalu, pemborong naikkan harga ayam kepada RM6.60, kami
sebagai peniaga pun terpaksalah menjual lebih tinggi kalau tidak, tiada untung,"
katanya.




Di PULAU PINANG, tinjauan di Pasar Taman Tun Sardon dan Pasar Bayan
Baru mendapati berlaku kenaikan harga ayam sebanyak 30 sen.




Ayam yang sebelum ini dijual pada harga RM7.20 satu kg telah dinaikkan kepada
RM7.50 pada hari ini.


Di SEREMBAN, Pengarah KPDNKK negeri, Norashiken Ishak berkata, harga
tertinggi bagi satu kg ayam yang siap diproses hari ini adalah RM7.50 berikutan
berlakunya permintaan tinggi pada musim perayaan ini.


Kenaikan sehingga 30 sen berbanding harga sebelum ini masih berada dalam
paras siling antara RM5 hingga RM7.50 satu kg.




Tinjauan di beberapa pasar di Seremban menunjukkan akibat pengaruh bulan
Ramadan dan menjelang perayaan Aidilfitri kelak, ada kecenderungan peniaga
menaikkan harga ke paras maksimum yang dibolehkan iaitu RM7.50 satu kg.




Di MELAKA, Ketua Pegawai Penguat Kuasa KPDNKK negeri, Abd. Hafidz A.
Rahim berkata, semua peniaga masih mematuhi arahan dengan menjual ayam pada
harga antara RM6.90 hingga RM7.20 satu kg.


Menurutnya, berdasarkan pemantauan penguat kuasa sejak semalam mendapati
tidak ada laporan berkaitan peniaga menaikkan harga ayam sewenang-wenangnya.




Di KUANTAN, harga ayam juga masih terkawal apabila ia dijual pada
harga biasa iaitu antara RM6.90 hingga RM7.50 sekilogram.




Tinjauan Utusan Malaysia ke Pasar Besar Kuantan hari ini mendapati
tidak berlaku kenaikan ketara oleh peniaga ayam di premis berkenaan.




Sementara itu, Pengarah KPDNKK Pahang, Mohd. A. Aruwan Ab. Aziz ketika
dihubungi memberitahu, hampir semua kedai runcit dan pasar raya di negeri itu
masih menjual ayam pada harga biasa.




Di JOHOR BAHRU, pemantauan di beberapa pasar di negeri itu mendapati
ayam masih kekal dijual pada harga antara RM6.60 dan RM7 satu kg dan tiada
sebarang kenaikan yang dilaporkan.

Mereka dibakar hidup-hidup - 18SG

Perlukah kita percaya akan video ini? Apakah orang Islam ini begitu kejam? Tidak. Tidak ada dalam mana-mana ajaran agama termasuk Islam untuk hukum manusia dengan cara bakar hidup-hidup.



Mereka ini semua bukan Muslim, dan video ini tidak lain hanya untuk memburukkan Islam di mata masyarakat antarabangsa.



Mulanya, posmen tak mahu nak share. Sebab video ini sangat buruk. Tetapi, untuk pengetahuan semua, ini video yang posmen maksudkan.

18SG

Very very young engineerss ~ cool!

Banyak klip cool macam ni adalah iklan. Semestinya bukan di Malaysia. Iklan di negara kita kalau yang lucah-lucah tu banyak la, harap dekat Petronas saja kalau nak tonton iklan bermakna. Itu pun time raya saja.

Cuba tengok iklan ni.

Best tidak?

Kita biasa lekat tulang... dia lekat spanar haha.

Gila ah. Siap kena gelakkan lagi oleh doktor-doktor bedah. Apesal dia telan spanar tu, posmen tak tahu. Tapi nampak siksa gila nak keluarkan spanar tu hehehe. Tak caya tengok ni.

Never ask a graphic designer for a simple job. kelakar gile haha.

......... Or I would prefer a retarded graphic designer.

Story goes
:

Shannon (the secretary)
has lost her cat and has asked David (the graphic designer) to help with a lost
poster. This is their email correspondence...
Read from top to
bottom….


.................................

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010
9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened
the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so
I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to
be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this
afternoon.


This is the
only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white
and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone
number.
Thanks Shan.

...........................................................

From:David
Thorne

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news.
Although I have
two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop
everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of
Missy.
Regards, David.


...............................................................................

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To:
David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont
like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm
today.

.............................................................................

From: David
Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don't like cats. Attached poster as
requested.
Regards, David.

..............................................................................

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was
looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so
small?

.............................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June
2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Poster

Dear Shannon,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the
negative space.
Regards, David.

...............................................................................

From: Shannon
Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please?
I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to
think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do
it in colour please. Thanks.

...............................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June
2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now,
I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we
do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how
to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I have
amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards,
David.

.................................................................................

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than
the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete
the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say
Lost.

...............................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June
2010 11.14am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Poster

..............................................................................

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can
you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the
telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie
poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I
would help you. Thanks.

..................................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June
2010 11.32am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Awww

Dear
Shannon,
I don't have a cat. I
once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off
at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter. I have attached the
amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.

Regards, David. 

...........................................................................................

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that
picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my
cat.

..................................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21
June 2010 11.58am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Awww

I know,
but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent
ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls
and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one
with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline
and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
Regards, David.

................................................................................

From: Shannon
Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re:
Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you.

................................................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21
June 2010 12.22pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Awww

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From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a
reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart
from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks
Shan.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June
2010 12.42pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Awww

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From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please
take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still
have to make photocopies of it.

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From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21
June 2010 12.56pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Re: Awww

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From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That
will have to do.

Gigi palsu kantoi atas pelamin haha.

Apa perasaan korang kalau kantoi macam ni haha. Malu siot. Tapi laki dia selamba aje hehe.

Audition Malaysian Idol VS Punjabi Idol performance.

Malaysian Idol audition yang paling kelakar.

Punjabi Idol best performance.

Minah rempit tertangkap CCTV Petronas.

Rempit-rempit jugak, tapi sila dapatkan lesen dahulu. Kalau tak nanti mak bapak jugak yang susah. Sekarang ni rempit tak mengenal usia dan jantina. Betul. Contohnya yang dapat kita lihat melalui CCTV ini hehe.

Kesimpulannya, jangan biarkan anak atas motor, boley? Hish! Kesian kat budak tu. Harap tak pape. 

Betul ke pompuan tu cantik? Karutlah. Tengok nih haha.

Ini posmen rasa satu realiti. Kalau setakat lawa dengan make up baik tak payah jadi pompuan. Apatah lagi kalau muka cantik, tapi perangai ya rabbi kalah sundal bolong.



Kesimpulan ringkas, sebagai seorang perempuan kita mestilah kemas luar dan dalam. Berpewatakan menarik dan berkeperibadian ampuh, bukan sekadar kosmetik semata-mata.



Ini satu clip yang posmen dapat dalam email bagaimana seorang perempuan menipu orang ramai dengan make upnya. hehe. Layan...

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Responsibilities:

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Requirements:

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