Very very young engineerss ~ cool!

Banyak klip cool macam ni adalah iklan. Semestinya bukan di Malaysia. Iklan di negara kita kalau yang lucah-lucah tu banyak la, harap dekat Petronas saja kalau nak tonton iklan bermakna. Itu pun time raya saja.

Cuba tengok iklan ni.

Best tidak?

Kita biasa lekat tulang... dia lekat spanar haha.

Gila ah. Siap kena gelakkan lagi oleh doktor-doktor bedah. Apesal dia telan spanar tu, posmen tak tahu. Tapi nampak siksa gila nak keluarkan spanar tu hehehe. Tak caya tengok ni.

Never ask a graphic designer for a simple job. kelakar gile haha.

......... Or I would prefer a retarded graphic designer.

Story goes
:

Shannon (the secretary)
has lost her cat and has asked David (the graphic designer) to help with a lost
poster. This is their email correspondence...
Read from top to
bottom….


.................................

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010
9.15am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Poster

Hi
I opened
the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so
I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to
be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this
afternoon.


This is the
only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white
and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone
number.
Thanks Shan.

...........................................................

From:David
Thorne

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
That is shocking news.
Although I have
two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop
everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of
Missy.
Regards, David.


...............................................................................

From: Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am
To:
David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Poster

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont
like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm
today.

.............................................................................

From: David
Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject:
Re: Re: Re: Poster

Dear Shannon,
I never said I don't like cats. Attached poster as
requested.
Regards, David.

..............................................................................

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah thats not what I was
looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so
small?

.............................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June
2010 10.28am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Poster

Dear Shannon,
It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the
negative space.
Regards, David.

...............................................................................

From: Shannon
Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re:
Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please?
I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to
think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do
it in colour please. Thanks.

...............................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June
2010 10.46am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Poster

Dear Shannon,
Having worked with designers for a few years now,
I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we
do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how
to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I have
amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.
Regards,
David.

.................................................................................

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

This is worse than
the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete
the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say
Lost.

...............................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June
2010 11.14am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Poster

..............................................................................

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

yeah can
you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the
telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie
poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I
would help you. Thanks.

..................................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June
2010 11.32am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Awww

Dear
Shannon,
I don't have a cat. I
once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off
at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter. I have attached the
amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.

Regards, David. 

...........................................................................................

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Awww

Thats not my cat. where did you get that
picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my
cat.

..................................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21
June 2010 11.58am
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Awww

I know,
but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent
ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls
and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one
with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline
and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.
Regards, David.

................................................................................

From: Shannon
Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re:
Re: Re: Awww

Please just use the photo I gave you.

................................................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21
June 2010 12.22pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Awww

........................................................................................

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

I didnt say there was a
reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart
from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks
Shan.

.....................................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21 June
2010 12.42pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Awww

.....................................................................................

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Can you just please
take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still
have to make photocopies of it.

......................................................................................

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 21
June 2010 12.56pm
To: Shannon Walkley
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re:
Re: Awww

.........................................................................................

From:
Shannon Walkley
Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm
To: David
Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

Fine. That
will have to do.

Gigi palsu kantoi atas pelamin haha.

Apa perasaan korang kalau kantoi macam ni haha. Malu siot. Tapi laki dia selamba aje hehe.

Audition Malaysian Idol VS Punjabi Idol performance.

Malaysian Idol audition yang paling kelakar.

Punjabi Idol best performance.

Minah rempit tertangkap CCTV Petronas.

Rempit-rempit jugak, tapi sila dapatkan lesen dahulu. Kalau tak nanti mak bapak jugak yang susah. Sekarang ni rempit tak mengenal usia dan jantina. Betul. Contohnya yang dapat kita lihat melalui CCTV ini hehe.

Kesimpulannya, jangan biarkan anak atas motor, boley? Hish! Kesian kat budak tu. Harap tak pape. 

Betul ke pompuan tu cantik? Karutlah. Tengok nih haha.

Ini posmen rasa satu realiti. Kalau setakat lawa dengan make up baik tak payah jadi pompuan. Apatah lagi kalau muka cantik, tapi perangai ya rabbi kalah sundal bolong.



Kesimpulan ringkas, sebagai seorang perempuan kita mestilah kemas luar dan dalam. Berpewatakan menarik dan berkeperibadian ampuh, bukan sekadar kosmetik semata-mata.



Ini satu clip yang posmen dapat dalam email bagaimana seorang perempuan menipu orang ramai dengan make upnya. hehe. Layan...

Job Vacancy - Celestica

As the partner of choice for leading original equipment manufacturers around the world, Celestica knows that our reputation is built on the quality of our work. Our role is to provide a range of electronics manufacturing services including design, new product introduction, printed circuit assembly, system assembly, fulfillment and after-market services. With each project, we strive for error-free work and continuous improvement.

If you share our value of providing the highest quality work, we want you on our team. We’re looking for talented, knowledgeable people eager to realise their potential.

Senior / Process Engineer

Responsibilities:

Provide technical support to PCBA and Box manufacturing in continuous improvement of product quality and productivity Design user-friendly manufacturing process to incorporate build-in product quality as well as optimize the utilization of assembly resources and equipments. Prepare manufacturing work instruction, checklist and operating procedure for new process requirement. Fabrication of product tooling, jig and fixtures required by production. Key driver in NPI activity & RFPY (Roll First Pass Yield). Provide DFM and DFA services to internal and external customer.

Requirements:

Degree in Engineering /Science with minimum 1 – 2 years working experience in manufacturing environment ( 3-4 years for Senior Engineer ) Familiar with Six Sigma-Lean, SPC, FMEA and DOE analysis tools Basic knowledge on SMT, Wave, Manual Solder, Rework, Coating and Final assembly Possess good analytical mind and able to articulate issues and concepts. Experience in HMLV manufacturing environment will be an added advantage Experience DFM and DFA tools will be and added advantage. Fresh graduates are encouraged to apply

Senior / Customer Quality Engineer

Responsibilities:

Support production run in term of Quality issue and monitor in process yield to ensure that they are in control Design and implement appropriate tools to monitor critical processes defined by process engineer (i.e. control chart, histogram, Cp & Cpk, GR&R etc.) Design and generate Quality Plan (PMP) to meet customer requirements Work with Process/Test Engineering group to determine root cause corrective/preventive action plan regarding internal quality issues Involve in product first article run and prepare in-process data Review customer return failure analysis Generate Quality Checklist per respective customers and other documents related to quality Perform baseline audit or any other quality audit as deemed necessary Interface with customers Facilitate communication between factory and customers on quality related matters Coordinate actions to be carried out in meeting the customers' representative Assume the role of customers' representatives Report the quality of the product as seen by the customers Facilitate customer audit

Requirements:

Degree in Electronic Engineering or equivalent Minimum 1-2 years’ working experience in a PCBA environment ( 3-4 years for Senior Engineer ) Experience in customer quality engineering and knowledge of ISO 9000 Quality System is an advantage Good understanding of customer requirements and able to co-ordinate with operations to meet customer’s expectations Possess knowledge in root cause analysis and driving solid corrective action Good communication skill and IPC-610 knowledge with be added advantage Basic knowledge on SMT, Wave, Manual Solder, Rework, Coating and Final assembly Fresh graduates are encouraged to apply

Senior / Buyer/Planner

Responsibilities:

Perform materials gap analysis for Clear To Built (CTB) against customer demand. Coordinate and advise ECO / ECN cut in, submit E&O analysis and perform liability claim. Expedite component shortages based on the material shortages report Execute MRP output (push out, pull in & cancellation) in accordance to latest built plan . Ensure MRB & RTV are disposition in a timely manner Ability to track and monitor scorecard to rate the supplier performance.

Requirements:

Candidate must possess at least a Bachelor's Degree in Business. Studies/Administration/Management, Economics, Commerce or equivalent. Preferably Junior Executives specializing in Purchasing/Inventory/Material & Warehouse. Possess good negotiation and communication skills must be fluent in English (written & spoken). Relevant experience with ERP / MRP especially in SAP will be an added advantage advantage. Fresh graduates are encouraged to apply

Trainer

Responsibilities:

Conducts operative training & certification for direct labour Maintain training records & compile reports Prepare training materials and training facility according to training requirements Conduct Operative and skill training for direct labours Involved with NPI / New Project Transfer. Conduct Classroom Training for Acceptability Requirements. Ability to track and monitor performance effectiveness.

Requirements:

Candidate must possess at least SPM / STPM with related experience or Diploma in any field. Preferably junior executives specializing in Training & Development or equivalent. Possess knowledge and skill in manual soldering Able to work on shift ( flexible) Fresh Diploma holders are encouraged to apply Possess good communication and able to articulate issues and problems. Independent and fast learner

Senior / Test Technician (ICT/FCT/Debug)

Responsibilities:

Hands-on experience in Genrad and HP ICT equipment, Takaya Flying Probe testing, ESS Test, customized FCT is preferred Perform preventive maintenance for ICT / FCT equipments & fixturing. Assist engineer in modifying test fixtures, set-up, evaluating and qualifying equipment as well as supporting all equipment operational issues Sustain and improve yield quality as well as diagnose and repair faulty test equipment Result oriented in meeting machine uptime target Debug & troubleshoot failure cards to obtain minimum debug wip in production floor

Requirements:

Diploma / Certificate in Electrical & Electronics Minimum 1-2 years’ experience preferably in a PCBA environment Those with debugging skills will be an added advantage Able to work on shift Fresh Diploma holders are encouraged to apply

Senior / Process Technician

Responsibilities:

Profile plotting for reflow and wave oven Optimizing parameters setting to achieve high yield Experience in jigs & fixtures modification as well as designing Troubleshooting machine & material related defects Innovative & initiative in addressing assembly problems Assist product engineer on NPI preparation

Requirements:

Diploma / Certificate in Electronics/Mechanical Engineering or equivalent Experience in PCB assembly is essential Able to work and assist Engineers in line troubleshooting and problem-solving Able to work on shift Fresh Diploma holders are encouraged to apply

Senior / Equipment Technician

Responsibilities:

Support daily production activities, ensure quality and quantity goals are achieved. Carry out repair of SMT/AI equipment as and when necessary. Performed preventive maintenance as per planed schedule. Involve in equipment improvement project and simplification. Analyze and ensure SMT/AI equipment are in tip-top condition during mass production run. Assist Equipment Engineer in NPI and Qualification run. Support machine installation, shift or transfer.

Requirements:

Candidate must possess at least a Diploma in Engineering or equivalent. Preferably those with working experience in PCBA environment Able to work on shift Fresh Diploma holders are encouraged to apply

Iklan Viagra yang bangang hehe. Protect your valuables!

Hahah. Serious klip ni memang kelakar gila hahaha.

Kompilasi video 'pantang maut sebelum ajal'

Orang kata, nyawa di hujung tanduk. Nasib baik saja, kalau tak nasib baik memang kalau tak meninggal, patah kaki.



Berikut adalah video orang yang umur panjang di ketika kejadian. Layann...

Perangkap adik, kena kat bapak hehe. 18SX

Kompilasi lawak di swimming pool. Serius kelakar hahaha.

Posmen baru perasan wujudnya video kelakar ni dalam kotak email posmen. Kalau stress-stress, boleh nonton agar senyum sendiri.



Semua video di swimming pool ni memang kelakar, cuma yang last sekali tu rasa tak kelakar tetapi hebat hehe. Layann....

The best and the worst parking styles. Enjoy!

The best.

Runner up

The worst!

"Worst? God damn it. That's the last space available!"

This is real, no CGI effect.

Posmen tak tahu kat negara mana sebenarnya video canggih ini direkod. Tetapi menurut firasat posmen, melihat struktur tubuh badan watak dalam video, posmen rasa kalau tidak di Bangladesh, mesti di Nepal. Entahlah. Tetapi jelas sekali skill mereka sangat tinggi.

Syukur kita bekerja di Malaysia yang ada engineer untuk design pembancuh simen.

Klip 1

Klip 2

Perempuan dan Kentut serta lawaknya yang bangang haha.

Perempuan kalau kentut, jarang ada orang tahu. Mungkin sebenarnya perempuan tak pernah kentut barangkali sepanjang hidup mereka.



Kelakar bukan?



Kalau lelaki memang hero bab kentut. Kalau boleh, diadjust volume kentut biar semua orang tahu. Lebih kuat, lebih jantan.



Cuba layan video kentut ini. Perempuan ini sungguh jijik bukan? Hish!

Takbir Ultraman - Ust Azhar Idrus

Kompilasi video 'seposen lagi nak kena'

Orang kata, nyawa di hujung tanduk. Nasib baik saja, kalau tak nasib baik memang kalau tak meninggal, patah kaki.



Berikut adalah video orang yang umur panjang di ketika kejadian. Layann...